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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

He--Hey guys

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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