- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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