koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Anti Joke

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