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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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