- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Dan walked into a jelly fish

q ggggggggggggggggg

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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