- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Tucker Rivera

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Internet Explorer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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