- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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