why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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