Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Hahaha

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

q ggggggggggggggggg

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

I just found out i have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Jake. Walsh.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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