- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

guess what what that wasnt it

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

Whats the difference between a frog?

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

whats polish and black a polish black person

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Elizabeth Warren

knock, knock whos there child molestor

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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