- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

How much Is a free app on my market?

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Whats white and sticky fluff

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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