Obama

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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elen degeneres is straight....

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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my whole life!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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