A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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