Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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brainfart

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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melon

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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