- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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