The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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your mum

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Where do you live? In a house

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Lil Wayne

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Anti Joke

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