- Anti Joke

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

A ginger was with his friends

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard