- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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