Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

no

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Gianni

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Anti Joke

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