knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A man made a sandwich.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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