Jerry.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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