- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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