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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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