How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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knock knock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Hi Shelby!!

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