How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Gestapo.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Frown is a four letter word.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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