- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

why did Max cry??? chicken

roses are red, violets are violet

Knock knock runs away laughing

oh hiya come in

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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