why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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The WNBA.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Womens' rights.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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