i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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womens rights

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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