- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

Josh kissing a girl

Women's Golf

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

I love boobs

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

your all shit at jokes

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

I am a real homosexual

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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the WNBA

SAY

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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