An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

anus soup

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What comes after "Q" R

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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