why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Pickle!

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Oliver's friends

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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