Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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...Jack Vale

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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I am black.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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SPAMS!!!

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Black Poeple

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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