How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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9/11

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Anti jokes are funny

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Herman Cain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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