What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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