Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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