Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Lockerbie bombing

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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