A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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