- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

i like potatoes

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Benevolent villain.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

why did the man die? he got shot

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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