what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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