"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I hate you.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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