Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's 9 +10 19

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

No.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Women's rights.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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