- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A black succeeds

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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