A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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