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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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