If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Large 4

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Your're racist.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

you see theres this guy.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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