How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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