- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's your blood type? Red.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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