I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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