What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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