- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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